US Military Says War in Iran “Part of God’s Plan for Armageddon”

The most terrifying aspect of Christianity that most believers are unaware of is its complete and total obsession with the end times. Your average Christian is too busy attributing all the good in the world to their little deity to notice that many of their fellow followers could give two shits about that. Instead, Evangelical Christians have always found a way to paint everything with the brush of end times, something they all look forward to.

With the worst president in American history deciding to bomb Iran, it’s now come to light that many military leaders are calling this a holy war, and claiming that Jesus has anointed Donald Trump and that the destruction of Iran, with its 90 million inhabitants, will bring about his return.

The administration denies this, but as usual, you must believe precisely the opposite of what they say. Keep in mind this is the same group of people who claimed they would no longer engage America into protracted wars, and then in the span of 8 weeks, they kidnap or kill the leaders of two separate countries. The president’s “Bored of Peace” initiative is really paying off.

If anyone is surprised by this, it’s because they have their heads in the sand. The objective of Christian Nationalists is clear: do everything in their power to start Armageddon, and everything will work out fine. These morons just happen to have control of the most powerful army in the world right now. If you haven’t been hoarding food and preparing for the worst, then you don’t know how bad things will get very soon.