With Jesus apparently busy appearing in all sorts of foods and stained glass buildings, it was inevitable he would try and find new ways to impress us. Lo and behold, the King of Kings has outdone himself yet again, this time appearing on a dog’s anus. No, I’m not making this up as a way of disparaging Christianity. Angus, a terrier, was apparently engaged in his morning ritual in 2006 when his owners took a serious gander at his ass, only to find a striking resemblance to their savior: Jesus Christ.

They set up a website to help spread the word about this obviously blessed canine. Who wouldn’t want to have a holy image in their backside? I hate to seem crass and what have you, but before taking that picture, did they wipe him down or something? A dog’s star fish anus isn’t exactly the cleanest thing in the world, and taking a picture of it just has to feel awkward and weird. Can we all just go back to making fun of pancakes, cheese toast and old tree stumps? This dog anus thing is most unsettling…