I’m always on the lookout for cool/hilarious fundie websites, and today I found this guy: Steve Noble sounds like a repressed homosexual who seems to have a big hard-on for God. His website is well designed and obviously has plenty of TLC behind it. Unfortunately, Steve is completely insane, which is immediately obvious from his splash page, where we are invited to see the world through his glasses. Let’s just say it makes Dante’s Inferno look like Disneyland.

Look, I get the whole “I love Jesus” thing most of these religious wackos have, but is it really necessary to paint everything in apocalyptic terms? I guess when you read the Bible, it’s the part of the book that leaves the biggest impression on you: in their eyes, the world is going to come to a fiery end, and they have to do what they can to save everybody. It’s a nice gesture, but these clowns have no idea it’s their religious fervor that threatens to make their vision come true. If they could all just chill the fuck out, then I think the world would be a better place.

I invite you to listen to his podcast just to enjoy the fundie goodness within. Plus, I have to congratulate his graphic designer. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing so many exclamation marks on one page. I never knew you could have so many.