These kids need a hobby

It’s interesting to see how these kids talk, how they move, and how they express themselves. You get the immediate feeling they are very good imitators and mimickers, saying things without really understanding what they mean. Marjoe is the best example of this, and if you ever want to study the effect it has on children, he’s probably the best resource there is (he made an Oscar winning documentary in the 70′s about it called simply “Marjoe”).

Creationist gets PWNED

I love how this guy simply exposes the Discovery Institute with good research and tight editing. The fact these clowns still try and convince everyone that they are “scientific” is insulting, and intellectually dishonest.

Joss Whedon talks about Atheism

Cool speech. I like how he calls for people to educate themselves. Although he admits it will not necessarily lead to secularism, it will at least make everyone think for themselves. Now if only he can clean up the mess that is his latest show, Dollhouse, then I’ll be a fan again. Man, that show sucks…

Creationist tapdances around age of the Earth

Creationists are still trying to convince everyone that they are being intellectually stifled by big bad science. Notice how Charmaine refuses to answer the question of how old the Earth is. She is obviously there to try and appear intellectually honest, but in truth she believes in a fairy tale, and wants this junk to be taught in science class.

Another damn Cheesus

Let’s be honest here and just say that the story of how these two people found a Jesus shaped Cheetos is about as mundane, stupid and annoying as you can get. Is the news day so slow this kind of story takes precedence over the conflict in the Middle East, or child witches in Nigeria? Hey journalists, look a bit deeper for a story, will you?

Will you know people in Heaven, David?

So according to the article he’s reading angels are actually the chauffeurs of heaven or something. Man, if I was an angel, I’d be rebelling against God. I mean, first off he doesn’t give them a soul, and then he makes his angels drive a bunch of dead people around for eternity. I would have left with Satan over that kind of bullshit treatment!

Why this guy cares

It’s a pretty concise list of why atheists generally care about religion despite refusing to believe in any. I can’t say I dig the music, but hey, I’m a critical jackass.

Cheezus Christ!

I’m sick and tired of people making toast and suddenly declaring their blurry burn marks are the divine image of Jesus. Here’s one woman claiming her cheese toast has the profile of the King of Kings. It looks a lot like Eddie the Head from Iron Maiden to me, but what do I know? I’m just a silly naked ape just trying to make my way in a confusing world. I’d just eat the damn thing and go about my business, like the millions of other normal, intelligent human beings who don’t automatically assume their Gods are somehow trying to communicate with them through food.

Now I finally understand why the image of Muhammad is forbidden; the early mullahs must have gotten pretty damn annoyed at every stupid claim that their prophet was appearing in all kinds of places. Best to just recognize these things as false idols and get back the the business of praying, or whatever it is they did for fun back then.

Ray Comfort is annoying and wrong

I feel sympathy for Scott, who tries his best to explain to Ray that a building or a painting are bad analogies to use when trying to prove something as intangible as God. Ray does the familiar shtick of trying to dumbfound Scott in order to slip in his ‘God in the Gaps’ bullshit. The question I always find the most insulting is Ray’s tactic of asking a person if they have ever stolen something in their lives. Sure, we all have, but stealing something once does not make you a thief, the same way fighting off a kitchen fire doesn’t make you a Fireman. Comfort is so used to throwing labels around he doesn’t even realize how poor an argument that really is. As for his statement that someone’s opinion does not affect reality, he’s absolutely right: objective reality doesn’t change simply because some poor delusional people believe the supernatural. Regardless of what Ray and his ilk believe, the Earth will continue to rotate around the sun long after this upright ape species dies off.

Magnus Betner is funny

Once you get used to his weird delivery, you’ll be laughing your ass off. I love how he points out Moses took 40 years to walk 300 miles. An all powerful God can’t get you a GPS or something? That would be a fairy tale!

Taste my Jesus!


No, I don’t think this guy really understands what ‘evidence’, ‘science’, and ‘statistical probability’ is all about. Just another example of how crazy Florida is, I guess. Don’t think we’ve forgotten about you just because Texas is out-shining you in the stupidity department.